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YOUR TECH IS A PROSTHETIC SOUL

YOUR TECH IS A PROSTHETIC SOUL

WE WEAPONIZE ACCESSORIES

WE WEAPONIZE ACCESSORIES

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CYBERCARDIAC REBELLION

YOUR AIRPODS N█ED A HEA█T TRANSPLAN█ Soul Battery: ▓▓▓░░ 73%
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WARNING: May cause emotional hemorrhage

WARNING: May cause emotional hemorrhage

⚠️ [EMERGENCY SURGERY NOW] ██

CYBERAURAL REVOLUTION

YOUR TECH NEEDS A NEW EAR ■■■■ = 85dB RED
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WARNING: May cause permanent hearing euphoria

⚠️ [DEPLOY AUDITORY ENHANCEMENT]██

GARBAGE CORE REBELLION

BIO-DEGRADABLE HATE™ RECYCLED 87% DIGITAL TRASH CO2e: ▓▓▓░░ 3.6g
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WARNING: May attract philosophical raccoons

WARNING: May attract philosophical raccoons

⚠️ [SEAL YOUR TECH WASTE NOW] ██

TERMINAL VELOCITY

█ LOAD AMMO NOW █ Tungsten Core 5.56×45mm DATA φ7.62mm = 1 Tesla Autopilot crash 940m/s = 1.3x Spotify data harvesting speed SILICON VALLEY TTL: ▓▓▓▓▓▓░░ 84%
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WARNING: Headshot may cause permanent reality distortion

WARNING: Headshot may cause permanent reality distortion

████ [LOAD COGNITIVE AMMO] ████
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WE B█ILD CO█FINS FOR TECH OVER█ORDS

WE B█ILD CO█FINS FOR TECH OVER█ORDS

████ AIRPODS ████ WILL OUTLIVE YOUR MARRIAGE ████████████████

████ AIRPODS ████ WILL OUTLIVE YOUR MARRIAGE ████████████████

⚠️ TAP TO FEEL PAIN ⚠️
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**「The Vault」**

*(Subtitle: For the 0.1% Only – A Creative Lab for Elite Game-Changers)*
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