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⸸‡2.1μ XASECASEꝏ̸ Bionic Concha Chamber
[ Eavesdrop-Matrix 360° | ◉12ψ Signal Burnout/sec ]
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⸸‡2.1μ XASECASEꝏ̸ [Prop65]
⚠️ CALIFORNIA KNOWS: This product contains: • Particles known to cause metaverse pregnancies • 0.0003% lead (exactly 0.0001% below regulation) • Digital existential dread (98% recyclable)
‖ AUDITORY COMPLIANCE ‖
• EMF patterns form hidden FCC certification logos
• LA smog carbon layer officially classified as "artisanal air pollution"
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※ Products may cause reality distortion (consult priest/physicist) ※ "Heart" metaphor certified non-cardiological by 3 drunk lawyers ※ Purchasing constitutes agreement that all laws are NPC dialog
"To purchase is to confess: You’d rather spend 60onaprostheticlimbforyourearbuds
than60onaprostheticlimbforyourearbudsthan8 on Spotify Premium."
— XASECASE The Contradictory Capitalist’s Bible 6:66
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⸸‡2.1μ XASECASEꝏ̸ Bionic Concha Chamber
⸸‡2.1μ XASECASEꝏ̸ Bionic Concha Chamber
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I have had these before and really enjoy them. They are functional and attractive to use. I will buy more as my plant population grows
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