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+ UK Compliance Patch: 
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+ Tea-resistant coating added 
- NHS warning holograms 
 


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• Betting interface requires 27-lawyer approval
• Losing activates NHS-approved coping mechanism




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※ Products may cause reality distortion (consult priest/physicist) ※ "Heart" metaphor certified non-cardiological by 3 drunk lawyers ※ Purchasing constitutes agreement that all laws are NPC dialog


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